As most psychologists agree among themselves
That African-Americans are more likely to commit crimes
Mexican-Americans are more likely to be in bed
With the same psychologists’ wives
Poor women, tired of self-centered husbands
Messing around with America’s spirited mind
Where most actions speak louder than paltry words
Where most Mexican-American men stand ready and duty bound
To populate this nation with millions of beautiful, reasonable people
Who apparently are also conspiring with other people of color
To take over all of this United States Of Aztlan
Of course, according to another pasty, research report
