
Rudy, el chupacabra
Had a very funky smell
That if he came around you
It would make you feel unwell
All of the other chupas
Begged for him to take a bath
But he would never listen
He was on a meaner path
//Then one crazy Crismas Day
Pancho Clos came by
Said: Rudy, why you smell so bad
Don’t you know it drives us mad
Then Rudy threw down some gang signs
But he knew that he was wrong
A swim in the Rio Grande
And we don’t have to sing this song//

















